David & Erik

Dear Jill,

David and Erik came by my page a couple days ago. I looked at their pages then blocked them. I thought perhaps you should know.

Oh, BTW. Happy Valentine's Day.

Cal

Well, Jill...

Was it you, "Randy," or David, who came by my page, who installed the rootkit and the viruses, worms, and trojans? They may not tell me who it is right now, but they're watching. Probably just as well that they don't.

To Jill

We're going to have a lot to work out in the next life because I've almost come to hate you in this one.